i hooked up with a hot samoan guy last night and he invited to a get together tomorrow!!
(Low key feels as if though gaga is getting her shit together)
i say boom boom boom now everybody say get out me car
i have been slayed hbu
outraged because there’s billions of asian men and there is not enough time for me to sleep with every single one
don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks i am