omg the sims 4!! but i have school tomorrow!!!
When u have the best legs in the bunch
My friend gave me a $30 joint imma go home and have fun night
i want the entire calvin klein ss15 collection
i bring full 6 mon teams to battle spot cuz i want type coverage and stuff but i always end up picking the same 3 mons for battle lmao god bless the holy trinity of femininity
Why what’d you do?
um I don’t know who you are but… kinda extra of you to think that I must’ve been doing something to provoke prejudice, as if my presence alone wasn’t “enough” for some people with dumbass primitive beliefs and fragile sexual confidence.
i want to buy and eat lotsa donuts
so a hilarious life changing thing happened today while i was at the beach with a few friends. i was wearing a pair of navy super short running shorts and my legs were burning because they’re white as hell, so we moved to a recreational area with shade because i was dying. as we headed towards the little park thing, i noticed that a pink-skinned man in his 50s(?) was being photographed, and because i’m fucking annoying i jokingly started saying “who. is. he?” very loudly. eventually the people around him (photographer, guy holding reflector, and other ppl) turned their attention towards me and one of the people who worked for him(?) quietly said something to the man being photographed and the gray haired man signaled me with his hand to approach him. because i love attention i quickly made my way towards him and he shook my hand and politely introduced himself, but i wasnt paying attention because i was more focused on looking good for the camera. although i did catch that he was running for council and because i was in urgent need of shade, i said “oh i thought you were like a celebrity or a model or something” and he was silent for like 2.7 seconds but then smiled and asked if i would like a photo so i obviously agreed and served looks for the people of oceanside
*watches new cycle of top model and doesn’t completely hate it*